wrath 28

Tujhse naaraz nahi zindagi Hairaan hoon main Ho..hairaan hoon main
Tere masoom sawalon se Pareshaan hoon main Ho..pareshan hoon main
Tujhse naaraz nahi zindagi Hairaan hoon main Ho..hairaan hoon main
Tere masoom sawalon se Pareshaan hoon main Ho..pareshan hoon main

Jeene ke liye socha hi nahi Dard sambhalne honge
Jeene ke liye socha hi nahi Dard sambhalne honge
Muskuraaye to muskuraane ke Karz utaarne honge
Muskuraun kabhi to lagta hai Jaise hothon pe karz rakha hai

Ho..tujhse naaraz nahi zindagi hairaan hoon main Ho..hairaan hoon main
Tere masoom sawalon se Pareshan hoon main Ho..pareshan hoon main

Zindagi tere ghum ne humein rishte naye samajhaye
Zindagi tere ghum ne Humein rishte naye samajhaye
Mile jo humein dhoop mein mile Chhanv ke thande saaye

Ho..tujhse naaraz nahi zindagi hairaan hoon main Ho..hairaan hoon main
tere masoom sawalon se pareshan hoon main Ho..pareshan hoon main

Aaj agar bhar aayi hai Boonde baras jaayengi
Aaj agar bhar aayi hai Boonde baras jaayengi
Kal kya pata inke liye Aankhe taras jaayengi
Ho..jaane kab ghum hua kahan khoya Ek aansoo chhupa ke rakha tha

Ho..tujhse naaraz nahi zindagi hairaan hoon main Ho..hairaan hoon main

tere masoom sawalon se pareshan hoon main Ho..pareshan hoon main

Ho..pareshan hoon main Ho..pareshan hoon main

wrath 27

28th march 2010

today

tomorrow

the day after

classes

exams

foreign trip

china

beijing

jinan

zhengzhou

beijing

thai airways

madras bangkok beijing

beijing bangkok madras

never ending story

tv

fight

cricket

t20

whos and who nots

alls and nones

blackberrys

9700

9000

8900

8520

amir missed

the beach road

the drive every morning

the drive every night

the business suit

the missed marriages

prateek goel on 24th march 2010

abhishek agarwal on 24th march 2010

lot more in the coming months

why is what is happening

money markets and money markets

fairs and affairs

fairies and fairytails

punching machines and stapling machines

green pens and red pens

ink pens and gel pens

dairies and dairies

minutes of meeting and records of discussion

twitters and buzzes

ceremonial marriages and court marriages

friends and friends

foes and foes

dust to dust and ashes to ashes

remember remember the 5th of novemeber

voila in view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of fate.

all the things she said all the things she said right into my head right into my head

marches and aprilers

waters and everything else

yellows and others

publishers and drafters

fighters and faters

printers and copiers

scanners and schemers

the dark night

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

either die young to become a hero or live long enough to see yourself becoming a villian

data cables and wifis

data connections and call networks

typers and touchers

buttons and buttons

f1s and gps

schumachers and everyones else

bosses and others

life of the others

8 women

jason statham

monica bellucci

bmws and audis

mercs and mercs

volkswagens and the others

no more sense to write

i am numb

the welton bolton falcon soldon molten zelton

wrath 26

I never take risk while drinking
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk

I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile

I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I to my wife : Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage
Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her

I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I to Wife : But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28 ) Oh Oh
I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink
Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep it in the black cupboard
Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again, I will cut your tongue!!!
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly
I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile
Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk.

I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face
I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk.

Chopra is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
Becoz I never take... never take... never take what??? I never take a potato I think...