Saturday, November 6, 2010

wrath 32

diwali
broken bridge
crackers
cyclone jal
action replayy

Thursday, November 4, 2010

wrath 31

traffic police
traffic jams
tweets
bleeding ears
morning lectures
group therapy sessions
fundas of life
iPods
playlists
afterglows
hunches
site visits
handshakes
cyclones
unwashed undies
uncleaned house
temporary transit accommodation
dogs and dogbites
blackberrys and nokias
fights
quarrels
arguments
dabangg chulbul pandey
mayajaal
tere mast mast do nain
missed meteor shower
masinagudi
the elephant chase
the night safaris
the resort
nanbainda
the drive back home
450 kms in 6 hrs
21st sep 2010
the awesome day
the best day
best wishes
the stay and fights
that night on the beach
and the others
i am
the temple visit
the twinkle in baskar's eye
the site fight
walking down and up
the breakwaters
let's keep waiting

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

wrath 30

wrath
mannipaayaa
vinnaithaandi varuvayaa
Jessie
sutti sutti pessi pessi hi Jessie
will you forgive me?
shreya ghoshal
a r rehman
will you cross the skies for me?
skoda fabia
nissan micra
blackberry service ban
blackberry os 6
ipod touch
in-ear earplugs
induction compatible utensils
sabut dana
daal
sabzi
parantha
ladoos
dinners
sleeps
talks
golu
maai
site
rains
heavy rains
pouring rains
pothholes
driving down the memory lane
marvelous sunsets
beautiful cloud formations

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

wrath 29

The only thing i tell everyone is i want to slap all those journalists, strategists, professors, teachers, preachers, politicians, bankers, industrialists, innovators, incubators, professionals and amateurs.

indu cheenee bhai bhai...
that is what every able minded chinese fellow had to say to me.

together india and china can be the greatest...
that is what they felt from thier hearts

and what are we dreaming of, overtaking china... well even in the dreams it is a sin to think so...

India will need atleast 50 years, a successful revolution, a united population that understands that the country is above all, to to be where china is today.

and then another 50 years, a successful dictatorship, entrepreneurial people, to maybe catchup with where china will be at that time (100 years from now).

Never again use india and china in the same sentence, unless the sentence is,"india is nowhere close to china in terms of development".

Never look down upon a woman, because a full half of the contribution to nation building in china comes from them... and in all fields... from cleaning the roads, to "maning" the toll booths, to airport security, to driving vip cars, to running businesses. women are right there, with a little "fuck you" in the face for all of us male chauvinist pigs (read indians).

What mao dezong gave to china, seldom in history does a leader gives back to its people.
i don't care what price the people had to pay, or are paying.
i don't care what the world says.
when china wins more gold medals in olympics than USA.
indians atleast should put their heads in a gutter and stop preaching.
that's the least we can do to contribute to this nation.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

wrath 28

Tujhse naaraz nahi zindagi Hairaan hoon main Ho..hairaan hoon main
Tere masoom sawalon se Pareshaan hoon main Ho..pareshan hoon main
Tujhse naaraz nahi zindagi Hairaan hoon main Ho..hairaan hoon main
Tere masoom sawalon se Pareshaan hoon main Ho..pareshan hoon main

Jeene ke liye socha hi nahi Dard sambhalne honge
Jeene ke liye socha hi nahi Dard sambhalne honge
Muskuraaye to muskuraane ke Karz utaarne honge
Muskuraun kabhi to lagta hai Jaise hothon pe karz rakha hai

Ho..tujhse naaraz nahi zindagi hairaan hoon main Ho..hairaan hoon main
Tere masoom sawalon se Pareshan hoon main Ho..pareshan hoon main

Zindagi tere ghum ne humein rishte naye samajhaye
Zindagi tere ghum ne Humein rishte naye samajhaye
Mile jo humein dhoop mein mile Chhanv ke thande saaye

Ho..tujhse naaraz nahi zindagi hairaan hoon main Ho..hairaan hoon main
tere masoom sawalon se pareshan hoon main Ho..pareshan hoon main

Aaj agar bhar aayi hai Boonde baras jaayengi
Aaj agar bhar aayi hai Boonde baras jaayengi
Kal kya pata inke liye Aankhe taras jaayengi
Ho..jaane kab ghum hua kahan khoya Ek aansoo chhupa ke rakha tha


Ho..tujhse naaraz nahi zindagi hairaan hoon main Ho..hairaan hoon main
tere masoom sawalon se pareshan hoon main Ho..pareshan hoon main

Ho..pareshan hoon main Ho..pareshan hoon main

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

wrath 27

28th march 2010
today
tomorrow
the day after
classes
exams
foreign trip
china
beijing
jinan
zhengzhou
beijing
thai airways
madras bangkok beijing
beijing bangkok madras
never ending story
tv
fight
cricket
t20
whos and who nots
alls and nones
blackberrys
9700
9000
8900
8520
amir missed
the beach road
the drive every morning
the drive every night
the business suit
the missed marriages
prateek goel on 24th march 2010
abhishek agarwal on 24th march 2010
lot more in the coming months
why is what is happening
money markets and money markets
fairs and affairs
fairies and fairytails
punching machines and stapling machines
green pens and red pens
ink pens and gel pens
dairies and dairies
minutes of meeting and records of discussion
twitters and buzzes
ceremonial marriages and court marriages
friends and friends
foes and foes
dust to dust and ashes to ashes
remember remember the 5th of novemeber
voila in view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of fate.
all the things she said all the things she said right into my head right into my head
marches and aprilers
waters and everything else
yellows and others
publishers and drafters
fighters and faters
printers and copiers
scanners and schemers
the dark night
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
either die young to become a hero or live long enough to see yourself becoming a villian
data cables and wifis
data connections and call networks
typers and touchers
buttons and buttons
f1s and gps
schumachers and everyones else
bosses and others
life of the others
8 women
jason statham
monica bellucci
bmws and audis
mercs and mercs
volkswagens and the others
no more sense to write
i am numb
the welton bolton falcon soldon molten zelton

Friday, March 5, 2010

wrath 26

I never take risk while drinking
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk


I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile

I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I to my wife : Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage
Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her
I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I to Wife : But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28 ) Oh Oh
I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink
Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep it in the black cupboard
Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again, I will cut your tongue!!!
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly
I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile
Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk.

I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face
I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk.
Chopra is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
Becoz I never take... never take... never take what??? I never take a potato I think...

Friday, February 26, 2010

wrath 25


antismoking campaign
volkswagen polo
site working committee meetings
blackberry bold 9700
GPS
ajitesh awadhiya
renior
taj mont road
grt radisson
marwari wedding
pesto pasta on the beach
drive back to hotel
golu
fights
parents
home
dinker's marriage
kanpur
delhi
delhi metro
delhi airport
nightout at delhi airport
chicks in the train
chicks on the train
akshay ninad nitin pranay
phonebook
site visits
executive lunches
ishqiya
my name is khan
esops
fd
car
epc
skoda breakdown service
international women's film festival
demolished house
disgusted wrenched heart


Tuesday, January 26, 2010

wrath 24


Aisi uljhi nazar un se hatti nahin,
Daant se reshmi dor katti nahin.
Umr kab ki baras ke sufed ho gayi,
Kaari badri jawaani ki chatti nahin.
Wallah yeh dhadkan baddne lagi hai,
Chehre ki rangat uddne lagi hai.
Darr lagtaa hai tanhaa sone mei jee,
Dil toh bachaa hai jee.
Thoddaa kachaa hai jee…
Kis ko pataa thaa,
Pehlu mei rakhaa,
Dil aisaa paaji bhi hogaa?
Hum toh hameshaa,
Samajhte they koi,
Hum jaisaa haaji hi hogaa.
Haaye zor kare! Kitnaa shor kare!
Bewajaa baaton pe aivey kare.
Dil saa koi kaminaa nahin.
Koi toh roke,
Koi toh toke,
Iss umr mei khaaoge dhoke,
Darr lagtaa hai ishq karne me jee,
Dil toh bachaa hai jee…
Aisi udaasi baithi hai dil pe,
Hassne se ghabraa rahe hain.
Saari jawaani katraa ke kaati,
Peeree mein takraa gaye hain.
Dil dhadaktaa hai toh aise lagtaa hai who,
Aa rahaa hai yahin, dekhtaa hi naa ho.
Prem ke mare kataar re.
Taubaa yeh lamhe! katte nahin kyun?
Ankhon se meri hatte nahin kyun?
Darr lagtaa hai mujh se kehne mei jee,
Dil toh bachaa hai jee…

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

wrath 23

finance management
operations management
cost management
marketing management
organisational behaviour
business environment
business strategy
people and performance
class of 42
batch 21
exams
31 dec 09
1 jan 10
a new year
a new decade
a new life
3 idiots
avatar
funsuk wangdu
the nasa pen
the russian pencil
the sucide
ladakh
pangong tso
volvo suv
friends
mumbai to goa
1200 km
4 days
100 pics
memories abundance
nilgiris
broken bridge
the sun rise
the swans
the fisherman
the dopers
the lunar eclipse
the blue moon
the yellow moon
the orange moon
the red moon
the mighty sun
the switched off phones
the angry couples
the fighting couples
IRRs and NPVs
life in the fast lane
life in the slow lane
life at the footpath
ugly water
clean water
clear water
shipyard
shipbuilding
raja rani
service balance in... days... and still counting
service balance in... km... and still counting
renewal of insurance
trip back home
dinker's marriage 9th feb 10
mathur's marriage 9th feb 10
saxena's marriage 9th feb 10
goel's wedding mar 10
dhruv's marriage apr 10
gunjan's marriage may 10
akhil's marriage jun 10
kanodia's marriage jul 10

tsunami anniversary
26/11 anniversary
ruchika's case

katrina's infatuation
ranbir's dilemma
piya jaise laadoo moti chur wale

baanwara mann dekhne chala ik sapna - 2
baanware se mann ki dekho baanwari hain baatein - 2
baanwari si dhadkanein hain baanwarin hain saansein
baanwari si karwaton se nindiya door bhaage
baanware se nain chahein baanware jharokhon se
baanware nazaaron ko takna

baanwara mann dekhne chala ik sapna...

baanware se is jahaan mein baawara ik saath ho - 2
iss sayaani bheed mein bas haathon mein tera haath ho
baanwari si dhun ho koi baanwara ik raag ho
baanware se pair chahein baanware taraanon pe - 2
baanware se bol pe thirakkna
baanwara mann dekhne chala ik sapna...

baanwara sa ho andhera baanwari khaamoshiyan - 2
thartharaati loh madhamm baanwari madhhoshiyan
baanwara ik ghoongta chaahe haule haule bin bataaye - 2
baanware se mukhade se sarakana
baanwara mann dekhne chala ik sapna...